Oct 04, 1985
116 min
Full-HD

A Zed & Two Noughts (1985)

Identical twin zoologists lose their wives in a car crash caused by a white swan. They become obsessed with the death and decay of animals, and develop a strange and unusual relationship with the driver of the car, a woman who is now an amputee.

Category

Comedy Drama

Country

Netherlands United Kingdom

Companies

BFI Artificial Eye Allarts Enterprises Film4 Productions VPRO

Frances Barber

Venus de Milo

Joss Ackland

Van Hoyten

Brian Deacon

Oswald Deuce

Geoffrey Palmer

Fallast

Eric Deacon

Oliver Deuce

Andréa Ferréol

Alba Bewick

Jim Davidson

Joshua Plate

Wolf Kahler

Felipe Arc-en-Ciel

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